(Source: lephiembicin)

Momol is a noun. a relationship with no feelings, commitment nor sexual activity except for making out. Short for Make-out, Make-out lang!
Rule 1 : momol does not equate to love. they are two totally different things. once you mix one with the other, yari ka!
 Rule 2 : don’t kiss and tell or kiss and tweet
Rule 3 : pag nabitin, wag nang pilitin!
Rule 4 : wag mashadong sarapan ang pagpapatikim para hindi ka hanap hanapin!
Rule 5 : keep your eyes closed 90% of the time. unless you’re in the car and may security guard or police na rumuronda
Rule 6 : wag mashadong malikot ang kamay!
Rule 7 : practice makes perfect. iba ibang tao, iba ibang style. 
Rule 8 : never say “please” but always say “thank you” :)
Rule 9 : Brush your teeth! or at least have a mint ready. GOLDEN RULE!
Rule 10 :easy on the tongue..stick it out at the right time and don’t keep it out all the time!
Rule 11 : learn the art of making bitin.. para may next time! 
Rule 12 : Momol is not a laway fest. Ok lang maingay..wag lang mashadong maglaway. don’t spread your laway all over his/her cheeks or face
Rule 13 : DON’T give a compliment if you don’t mean it. Gulo lang yan! but if masarap talaga, just say “ang sarap mo” before you leave.
: MOMOL is not a Bootycall! Drunk dialing is accepted but know your limits! Ayusin mo! Drunk momoling can make or break you!

Rule 14 : sabi nang wag malikot ang kamay eh! anak ng tinapay! sige ka, ikaw din!
Rule 15 : wag masyado Gigil. you can always take a break to compose yourself. always have water ready
Rule 16 : For guys, be a gentleman: kung marunong kang magtanggal ng bra, make sure marunong ka ring magkabit! Don’t be sloppy!
Rule 17 : Wag kang choosy kung hindi ka yummy! Alam mo yan! 
Rule 18 : If you start getting Kilig in the process of momolling, pull back right away ang check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Rule 19 : wag na kayong maglokohan kung alam mong gusto mo rin naman!
Rule 20 : If momolling in public (aka PDA), Ayusin mo!!! kita mong may nanonood eh! perform like there’s no tomorrow!
: ok lang umiyak .. Sa sarap. But do it in private
Rule 21 : you’re only as good as your last momol so always bring your a-game! manila is a small place and word gets around! 
Rule 22 : focus!!! Wag kang text ng text! Put your phone on silent mode
Rule 23 : ok lang kumagat, basta walang sugat

Rule 24 : if you’re gonna do something wrong.. do it right! No chikininis please


Taken from Sam YG’s twitter

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